Taking Out the (Reality TV) Trash

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Reality TV:  You either love it or you hate it.  I'm one of those people who happen to LOVE it. I find that it's a great way to well, get away from reality.  I like the game shows the best.

Big Brother (probably one of the trashiest reality competitions of the them all) is one of my favorite.   I got hooked to it a few summers ago with a group of my friends. We would even have Big Brother dinner parties! 

Big Brother airs only during the summer, and is on THREE nights a week.  The show is based on a group of strangers, known as HouseGuests, living together 24 hours a day in the "Big Brother" house, isolated from the outside world but under constant surveillance with no privacy for three months. The HouseGuests compete for the chance to win a $500,000 grand prize by avoiding weekly eviction, until the last HouseGuest remains at the end of the season that can claim the $500,000 grand prize.

The HouseGuests of Season 12 of Big Brother

 This summer's 12th Season was probably one of the best yet!  Drama, trash-talking, showmances, sabotage, the most successful secret alliance in Big Brother history! They also had some of the best looking men this season.  As the summer went on, I developed a crush on hot Oil Rig Salesman, Lane! He charmed all of the HouseGuests (and me) and made it to the final two last night.  Unfortunately his funny, outgoing personality and his flawless, pearly white smile (I'm obsessed with good teeth) wasn't enough to win him the $500,000 prize. 

So Lane (if you're reading this) you should know that I believe you should have won.  Hayden and his mop-hair had nothing on you! Yes, you only won two competitions. Yes, you played dumb and acted as a "floater" for the majority of the summer. And yes, you are an Oil Rig Salesman who probably doesn't even need the winning money (since you mentioned you wanted to spend it on beer and going out). Even still, I think you were the best player in the game.  You were only nominated for eviction twice (both times as a decoy), and you played one of the best social games!

With that said, I would like you (Lane) to know that if you're heart broken about your half a million dollar loss, you're more than welcome to come to Reno and I will console you.  Or even better yet, I can come visit you in Texas?  I know that I am a little more than 3 years older then you, but I think it's time to stop playing around with girls, and time to move on to a woman.  We can play golf and ride motorcycles! I'll help to cheer you up (and re-acclimate you to the "real world" after being locked in a house on 24-hour surveillance for three months) while you help me complete two items on my "Sarah Scared Shitless List" (CLICK HERE TO READ THAT BLOG).  We can walk around town showing off our matching, perfect teeth.  And I will make sure that you get all the "Muscle Milk" you've been missing (Muscle Milk is the protein drink he likes, get your head out of the gutters!) .  You will never be runner-up in my book, and I promise to make you feel like you're the BIG WINNER! Think about...I look forward to your response.   XOXO.


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